Caliente by Barrett DM
Author:Barrett, DM [Barrett, DM]
Language: eng
Format: azw3, epub
Published: 2019-06-25T16:00:00+00:00
11. Baseball & Birthdays
A nearby bolt of lightning followed by a very loud crash of thunder put an end to Marilyn’s morning beauty sleep. She sat up in the king size bed, looked out the window, and noticed that a moderate amount of rain had started falling.
Doc had been awake for an hour or so. He was working through his email and reading the newsfeed on his laptop computer.
“Are you excited about your birthday bash?” Marilyn asked.
“Only about half as excited as I’m going to be when I get this computer turned off and get you turned on,” Doc replied.
Doc exited the program, set aside the laptop, and turned to hug his wife. It was at that point the he heard a tapping on the back-bedroom door.
“Go see who it is,” Doc said.
“I’m naked!” Marilyn explained.
“It’s March 1st so it’s not Santa. You won’t make the naughty list yet,” Doc remarked.
Marilyn went to the door and peered through the sheers. She recognized a familiar face.
“Well, who is it?” Doc insisted.
“It’s Mako,” Marilyn replied.
“Let him in,” Doc said with a sigh.
“Happy Birthday, Doc!” Mako exclaimed.
“We’re all in our birthday suits, too,” Doc exclaimed slightly mocking Mako.
“Can I spank you?” Mako joked.
“With your reputation, you’re not getting anywhere near my bare ass,” Doc insisted.
“David, that’s just rude,” Marilyn rebuked.
“It’s Ok. He’ll mellow out during the baseball game,” Mako responded.
“What baseball game?” Doc inquired.
“It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you. The Tampa Bay Rays are playing the Baltimore Orioles in the first exhibition game this year,” Mako said.
“Why should I be excited about this?” Doc queried.
“There’s a big party at the Sports Bar at 1:00 pm for watching it on the local cable channel. It’s fifty cent draft beer, dollar hotdogs, and lots of free prizes,” Mako explained. It’s the warmup for your birthday bash at 4:00 o’clock,” Mako explained.
“We’ll be there,” Marilyn promised.
“Wear panties, a bikini, or really short shorts, and a crop top,” Mako suggested.
“I don’t have a crop top,” Marilyn replied.
“Bring me one of your knit tops and a pair of scissors,” Mako instructed.
Marilyn went scurrying off to do as Mako requested. She thought that she’d probably wear a white thong bikini.
“Mako, your skill sets, and persuasive charms never cease to amaze me,” Doc said.
“Why do you say that?” Mako inquired.
“You knock on my bedroom door, block me from marital relations, roll my naked wife out of bed, and send her scurrying for a t-shirt and a pair of scissors so you can slut her up for a Caliente Baseball Bash,” Doc explained.
“It’s my sincerity,” Mako replied.
“No doubt,” Doc said under his breath.
Marilyn returned wearing a tight fitting royal blue t-shirt. Her bottom was still bare.
Mako took the scissors and cropped the t-shirt just where the bottom twenty percent of her breasts would show. He motioned for her to lean to the side and there was even a better show.
“Go put on some bottoms,” Mako instructed.
As Marilyn scurried away for her thong, Doc said, “This is truly an eventful day.
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